Celebuwreck

Here We Go Again

2008-01-23T13:57:00.000-08:00

I'm the last person to start getting on anyone to stop with the rumors....but this whole thing with Heath Ledger is getting ridiculous. The reports are literally changing by the minute. But this is for certain:

Xanax & Valium found in his apartment
Rolled up $20 bill found and being processed
Ledger has had past drug problems
He spent time in a rehab last year
He's dead

Developing....

So Who's Next?

2008-01-23T14:13:00.000-08:00

So, if we were of the betting type...which we tend to be when in Las Vegas....we would definitely be putting these 2 in our celebrity death pool for 2008. But now, which to choose as first to go? It's quite the toss up don't you think? Britney Spears: custody issues, famewhore, bad driver, un-checked medical issues, family problems, little sister who's become a publicity whore by getting knocked up. Amy Winehouse: marital problems, husband in jail for multiple months, Visa problems not allowing her to travel, oh and that pesky little crack cocaine habit. So many issues to choose from....where do I begin? I'd make a spreadsheet, but my Excel doesn't have that many columns.

It's Coming...It's Coming

2008-01-24T20:59:00.000-08:00

We've heard the rumors about this for almost a year now and apparently this is really going to happen. Scarlet Johansson is releasing and album. It's dropping May 20th on a label that's part of Rhino Records. It's going to be called "Anywhere I lay my head." She's covering 10 Tom Waits songs and including one original tune. She's got a few people collaborating with her on this, the most notable being Nick Zimmer, guitarist for the Yeah Yeah Yeahs. I'm all for spreading your wings and trying something new, blah blah blah. But, let's just hope that she doesn't turn into the next Lindsay Lohan....oh I almost forgot....Jennifer Love Hewitt did the acting then singing thing with a ton of success too (insert sarcasm here).

There Must Be Something in the Bleach Bottle

2008-01-24T21:16:00.000-08:00

It started with Jessica's movie...straight to DVD. Oh, and before it even had been released, they were running a $3 off coupon for it in US Magazine. Sorry, it was released to something like 8 theaters, before it went to video, in her native state of Texas and only made around $1000 the entire weekend. Seriously...this movie has got to be bad. But it gets better...the movie Pamela Anderson and Denise Richards made is ALSO going straight to video. While no one seems too surprised by this...It makes me think that Denise knew about this and that's why she's pimping her daughters out for that reality television bs. Charlie Sheen's got his work cut out for him with this one.

Does Anybody Really Care Anymore?

2008-01-25T09:06:00.001-08:00

The Miss America pageant is a bit dated and it doesn't have the draw that all of the current reality shows have....embarrassing moments, bad singing (horrible singing), overweight people trying to lose weight, etc. I propose the whole contest be changed, to update and modernize it. New pageant contests: official IQ tests where we get to watch them taking the tests and then getting the results LIVE on national television, televised interview with their last ex boyfriend/girlfriend - to see what their personality is really like, put them behind the counter of Starbucks, for the early morning weekday shift - as a barrista - and see how well they operate under pressure. Oh, and going off on the success of "Moment of Truth," instead asking them one question, how about hooking them up to a lie detector and asking them questions on stage. I'm just saying, this could be kind of fun and by combining all of these individual ratings hits could revive this competition. If you're looking for something to do this weekend, and you're going to be in Las Vegas...they haven't been able to give away all of the audience tickets yet. So if you'd like to go see this, just go to this site and snag your tix. Show Tickets

Butt Zac......

2008-01-25T09:47:00.001-08:00

Yes, this is Zac Efron...in case you couldn't tell from this angle. Clearly he's not Emo, if he was there is no way his pants would be below his butt. I'm not sure is Zac is trying to one-up his girlfriend (Vanessa Hudgens) or if he's trying to audition for a porn movie. Butt seriously, why bother putting pants on? (Photo: Bigpicturesphoto.com)

Can I Get Coke With That Buzz?

2008-01-25T11:59:00.000-08:00

Now this is ingenious!!!!! Pot vending machines have come to Los Angeles. Starting Monday, Angelenos can cut out that annoying hassle of dealing with people when buying their medical marijuana. They still have to go to the clinic and have their medical card with their prescription to use the machines, but now they don't have to deal with that bummer of a dude behind the counter. So when do are they going to put these things in at the clubs? They could load 'em up with E, Valium, Percocet, Ambien, Oxycotin....oh the possibilities. They'd make more money on that than those stupid condom machines (which obviously no one Hollywood uses). Thoughts?

A Stick Figure Singing Happy Birthday to Tito Ortiz

2008-01-26T20:23:00.000-08:00

So last night was Tito Ortiz' birthday and Jenna decided to throw him a little party at the Cathouse in Las Vegas. With whatever strength she could muster...she came out of a cake to sing "Happy Birthday" and then shake her skeleton a bit to burn off those pesky air calories that she had inhaled all day. Thanks to TMZ.com for the video. (Just click on the above picture to watch.)

The WRECKage of the Week in Review

2008-01-27T10:42:00.000-08:00

Weirdness surrounding the finding of Heath Ledger's body. Miley Cyrus is not quite the little innocent...as MySpace is showing. Lindsay Lohan finally gets recognized with a reputable award. Amy Winehouse shows her fans what she does in her downtime. Call it cliche: but Amy Winehouse says "Yes, Yes, Yes" to Rehab. Girls Aloud singer Cheryl screams It's Over! - Really Loudly. Shocking!!!! Britney actually makes it to her deposition. Not shocking, she still can't see her kids. What pays more? Pictures of celebs or intimate life details of celebs? (Picture: Jess Vespa/WireImage.com)

The SAG Awards and the Stars That Sagged in Their Fashions

2008-01-27T23:44:00.000-08:00

(Photo: Lester Cohen/WireImage.com*Evan Agostini/AP Photo)

(Photo: Vespa/WireImage.com) (Photo: DeGuire/WireImage.com*Steve Granitz/WireImage.com) (Photo: Steve Granitz/WireImage.com) Not a lot of missteps on the red carpet tonight, at the SAG Awards. Since this might be the only night the start get to really dress up this awards season. But the one's that looked bad...really looked bad. Lisa Rinna's channelling the Cheetah Girls - I'm all about feeling young for your age and dressing to have fun, but she just looks stupid in this dress. Sandra Oh looks like she's trying to be a 12 year old playing dress up. Bows on the butt and boobs are just plain wrong!!!!! Angelina Jolie - I get that we're trying not to let on that we're pregnant, again, but for crying out loud. We all know you dress better than this. We saw you drinking water all night...we're fine if you're pregnant and don't want to say anything at this point. But you had so many other options besides the Army issued tent. Brad...I've got nothing...he looks fantastic, as usual. Viggo...what the hell? You look like some kind of religious kook that's about 60 years old. Who dressed you? Jamie-Lynn-Sigler...are you kidding me? The only thing right about this dress is that it's got the white on top (Hayden Panitierre wore something the other way around during the holidays - ick!!!!!). Your left side is sagging dear, not sure if it's you or the dress. This is the worst thing I've seen you wear. Burn it! Debra Messing. Clearly you've fired your stylist and you are now channeling Nefertiti. This sack does absolutely nothing for your shape or color. If you were Nefertiti, your charges would dump your ass right off the carriage and probably smack you with their palm fronds. Apparently Jane Krakowski decided to have some candy and gumballs sewn onto her gown in case the ceremony ran long and she needed a sugar fix. That's the nicest thing I can say about this dress. and Miss Jenna Fischer...you play a dowdy little mouse on The Office, but you're a newly single woman now...how about you dress the part. Remember Reese Witherspoon about this time last year? She didn't play down her status and people (read studios) took notice. Come on Jenna, let's sex it up a bit!

Feeling Toasty on a Cold LA Night

2008-01-29T11:33:00.000-08:00

Yoko Romo a.k.a. Jessica Simpson and her boytoy Tony Romo hit the town (and Jess hit the sauce) last night. They were spotted all over the place. The night started with din-din at Il Sole and ended at the Key Club for Metal Skool. They're an 80's band spoof that are hilarious if you haven't seen them. -sorry I digress.....Jessica looks like a drunk college girl getting some help into that big 'ol SUV. I'm sure she'll be waking up late today.

A Happier, Mellower Naomi in the New Year?

2008-01-29T12:04:00.000-08:00

No, I'm not going soft, but I thought this was odd. I can't remember the last time I saw anything positive about this chic. She flew to Berlin to launch their fashion week and to give a speech on discrimination in the modeling industry. A better topic would have been the proper way to hurl a shoe or phone at someone's head. Or "Target Practice for Dummies." Hello Magazine is reporting that she and Boris Becker (the former tennis player) really hit it off. They were seen talking, a lot, and giggling at each others jokes. How long are we going to give her before we see her back in court for some new assault charges? What's the over under for 3 months? (Photo: © Rex)

Crazy is as Crazy Does

2008-01-29T15:23:00.000-08:00

Please welcome the latest celebrity rehabber - Sean Young. After her drunken outburst at the DGA's (Director's Guild Awards) this past weekend, she has decided to go to rehab.

''Sean Young voluntarily admitted herself yesterday to a rehabilitation center for treatment related to alcoholism,'' a statement from Insignia PR said Tuesday. ''It is understood that Young has struggled against the disease for many years.''

At Saturday's DGA awards, she screamed in French at French actress Marion Cotillard, and when Kristen Chenoweth belted out a few bars to a song (encouraged by Carl Reiner) Sean started singing too. The final straw was when she heckled director Julian Schnabel during his speech as a nominee for The Diving Bell and the Butterfly. When Schnabel heard her, he suggested that she ''have another cocktail.'' The actress was then promptly removed from the venue. Young achieved status in the 1980s for movies like Stripes, Blade Runner, and No Way Out. But in recent years she's been better known for bizarre behavior, including dressing up in a homemade cat suit in an attempt to land the role of Catwoman in Batman Returns, her being sued by James Woods for harassing him and then later saying she would like to star in a movie with him if she could hurt or kill him in the movie, and trying to crash Vanity Fair's Oscar party in 2006.

Britney's "Men" Battle it Out for Control

2008-01-30T08:42:00.001-08:00

Sender: Sam Lufti...Recipient: Adnan Ghalib. These texts were sent a couple of nights ago. On the evening that Brit got into it with Sam and called Adnan to come get her. These two are unbelievable! One of them, no one seems to trust - except Brit. The other one seems to have a bit of a shady past which includes 3 restraining orders...one filed against him was by another GUY. I'm guessing that neither one of these two has ever heard the phrase "Don't kill the goose that lays the golden egg."

Brit's Latest Nip Slip

2008-01-30T08:55:00.001-08:00

Yep, those are the kinds of friends you want in your life. The one's that say "Hell yeah babe, you look awesome in that top." even though your nips are showing. That's what you want to hear if you're looking for some lingerie or a new outfit for your Feature Dance at Rick's Cabaret. (Photo: X17)

The Cruz Sisters Doing Porn?

2008-01-30T09:30:00.001-08:00

Yes, that's really Penelope Cruz and her Sister Monica Cruz in that liplock. No, this is not photoshop. Being the loving and devoted sisters that they are, they were recruited by their brother, Eduardo, to help him launch his music career by being in his video. The premise of the video is that the sisters are dubbing the soundtrack for a Lesbian Porn. While they're watching and dubbing the movie, they get in "the mood" themselves. Check out the video here. Now the question is, will this hurt Penelope's movie cred? I'm guessing it's only going to get better from here.

Which Dorkasaurus Would Prefer to Hit on You?

2008-01-30T14:40:00.000-08:00

Last week, at Sundance, Kenneth Cole had a lounge to promote their new fragrance: Kenneth Cole Reaction. While there, they commenced with the usual drink and swagathon, but they made the celebs do a little performance for their freebies. They were asked two questions: 'What Issue Do You Want People to Be Aware of in 2008?' and 'What's Your Best Pick-Up Line?' While the answers to their pet issues of 2008 were pretty much relegated to the usual Miss America ilk, the pickup lines were re-dam-diculous. Ian Ziering had the worst, which might explain why he's always chasing the girlies and doesn't seem to have much luck catching them. His thought provoking line that's supposed to be his best line: "Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I see myself in your pants." What word rhymes with loosh? If you want to see the rest of the lines, or enter a contest using your best line, you can check it out here: www.reactionofattraction.com

Brit's Committment Ceremony

2008-01-31T08:10:00.000-08:00

Well, it finally happened. Britney was committed for psychiatric help this morning. TMZ.com is reporting that it was a plan that was hatched by her new shrink, and also had something to do with Sam Lufti, and that it had been in the works for several days. There was none of the drama, experienced earlier this month at Brit's house. It had been coordinated with LA police to the point where they even had a special code name for her, "The Package." Of course, she had a Presidential escort to UCLA Hospital (where she was taken). Two helicopters, an ambulance, and a dozen police. This time, the police would not allow the paparazzi to follow. Now the wrangling begins between Sam and her parents for control of her. Apparently she had some papers drawn up, recently, stating that she did not want her parents having any control over her health. We'll see. Hopefully this will get her to get her act together.

Baby Auction - Who's the Highest Bidder?

2008-01-31T12:22:00.000-08:00

According to Gawker.com, People Magazine has won the bidding war to publish the first pictures of Nicole Richie and Joel Madden's baby Harlow. The winning bid? $1m. But wait...there's more...there's apparently another war being battled for the first photo's of Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman's little bundle of joy Max. People and OK! Magazines have raised the bar to $1.5m and it's not over yet. No word, from either camp, that funds are being donated to charity...as was the case with Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's pictures of Shiloh. With that kind of a payday, it makes you want to run right out and get knocked up by the nearest celebrity - cha-ching!

What? Reality Television Isn't Real?

2008-01-31T12:53:00.001-08:00

Thanks to Mama, from Realestalker.com, for the research on this one. Apparently the house that Scott Baio and the Missus actually live in is a house he purchased in Encino back in 1994. This ugly concrete monstrosity, that he was whining and moaning about the mortgage payments, was all a fake. Well, the house isn't fake, it's quite real and on the market for $3,199,000, but Scott's little girl whiny imitation was just for show. But seriously, is anyone out there shocked that they couldn't get any good material from the life of Chachi?

Something Must be in the Water...Amy Winehouse Rushed to Hospital

2008-01-31T19:22:00.000-08:00

The Sun is reporting that Amy Winehouse was rushed to a London clinic on Wednesday, around the corner from Capio Nightingale hospital where she is going through rehab, and put on a drip for dehydration. She was reported to be looking pale and thin. If they're saying she looks pale and thin now...I can't imagine how bad she must look. She always looks pale and thin. She's reportedly going off the drugs cold turkey.

Lil' Kim Changes Race for Black History Month

2008-02-01T10:29:00.001-08:00

Last time I checked, Lil' Kim was African American - not Asian. What the hell is she up to now? I'm not sure if it's makeup or if she's gone completely knife happy with the plastic surgery. But this is no way to kick off Black History Month. Lil' Kim and Marc Jacobs were together last night kicking off New York Fashion Week at a screening of Marc's movie Marc Jacobs & Louis Vuitton.

Rehab is the New Black

2008-02-01T11:09:00.000-08:00

The trend in '07 was celebrity babies....the trend for '08 is Rehab, which also includes check-ins to Psych Wards. Eva has checked into the same facility that Lindsay Lohan used, Cirque Lodge. She's apparently been there for a few weeks already. Her publicist just released this statement:

"Eva has been working hard for the past year and made a positive decision to take some much-needed time off to proactively attend to some personal issues that, while not critical, she felt deserved some outside professional support. Out of respect for Eva's privacy, we do not wish to discuss further details."

So let's recap the week of Rehab/Psych Ward patients: Justin Chambers, Britney Spears, & Eva Mendes. Keep in mind, there's still a lot of time left in week for more.

Wanna See Pamela Anderson Naked?

2008-02-02T12:32:00.000-08:00

The Mirror is reporting that Pamela Anderson is booked for a four show stripping gig, at The Crazy Horse nightclub, in Paris.

She reportedly will be "dancing" to a French band of rockers known as Harley Davidson, and taking off her clothes.

The last time I was at a strip club, I didn't notice any gossamer lenses, special lighting, or techniques available to hide the ravages of time. I think she really ought to re-think this gig. But, then again, maybe she found some magical time removal box to step into and she looks like she did back in her Baywatch days - when people really wanted to see her naked.

The WRECKage of the Week in Review

2008-02-03T11:39:00.002-08:00

Britney takes the plunge again with the Big "C" Eva Mendes is the latest celeb to take a vacation to Club Rehab Justin Chambers sleepless nights Spice Girls: "Can't we all just get along?" Kelly Rowland's bohemian rhapsody What happened to Amy Winehouse when she looked "Ropey?" So now we eagerly anticipate a nip slip from Tom Petty during Superbowl Halftime?