Can I Get Coke With That Buzz?

Now this is ingenious!!!!! Pot vending machines have come to Los Angeles. Starting Monday, Angelenos can cut out that annoying hassle of dealing with people when buying their medical marijuana. They still have to go to the clinic and have their medical card with their prescription to use the machines, but now they don't have to deal with that bummer of a dude behind the counter. So when do are they going to put these things in at the clubs? They could load 'em up with E, Valium, Percocet, Ambien, Oxycotin....oh the possibilities. They'd make more money on that than those stupid condom machines (which obviously no one Hollywood uses). Thoughts?