Nicole Scherzinger - Bandit

I'm not a fan of this song or video. Why the shiz is Nicole Scherzinger wearing a knit ski mask my little cousin Richie wore when he was 7 in the deep freeze of the Midwest? I don't see any snow in this video and considering I don't see any goose bumps or hard body parts ( ;) ), I'm guessing it's not very cold in that garage.

Fashion Disaster for Charity

These two were spotted at Madonna's celebrity-studded event on the lawns of the United Nations to aid Malawi orphans, UNICEF and to inaugurate a new Gucci store. (If you cram enough charities/businesses into one event...you're bound to get a good turnout....and they did.) These 2 were the worst fashion offenders of the night. I had to put the two of them next to each other because, while they both usually dress enviably well...these potato sacks leave A LOT to be desired. Gwenyth Paltrow looks like she found a mauve Hefty Drawstring Garbage bag and tied it around her neck. Was this part of a Project Runway stunt? And what's with those shoes Gwenny? Did Birkenstock come out with a new line of spike heels? Drew Barrymore looks like she couldn't decide if she wanted to dress for Spring or Winter. I know that yellow is all the rage and so are thick belts...but the two you've got on do not belong together - and that would be the understatement of the week. She looks like she's an escapee from that horrible Jerry Seinfeld Bee Movie.

There's Something About Kylie

Moschino Dress....$2,000 Limousine....$500 Hair Dresser that creates up to the moment styles....PRICELESS Kylie Minogue is normally on top of her game with clothing, makeup, hair and everything else. Honey, you need to get a better stylist. Wind or not, there is such a thing as extra hold hairspray. (Photo: WENN)

It's Nipply Cold Here in LA Today

Pennsylvania's got Punxsutaney Phil, who predicted 6 more weeks of winter. Those of us here in Los Angeles have Rumer Willis. Looks like we've got 6 more weeks of winter weather too. Nice nips Rumer! (Photo: X17)

Fashion Week Goes to the Birds

I don't know what prompted the Lisa Rinna Shake It and Bake It Tour 2008, but I'd like to take whoever convinced her that she looked good like this out for a little meeting behind the woodshed. For crying out loud - this was part of fashion week. Dancing With the Stars is OVER for you Dear!!!!! I think it's possible that she has over-inflated her lips up so much that, at this point, she either has to keep up the injections or have lip reduction surgery. If she just quit the injectables cold turkey, her lower lip would probably rest on her boobs. The oompa loompa orange tan isn't saving this look either. This woman looks like one of those bird marionettes that has the jiggly necks and legs made out of rick rack. Get it together woman...even your kid is embarrassed. (Photo: James Masserschmidt/NY Post)

Introducing...The Newest Cheetah Girl

Alicia Keys rocks, for sure....but what the hell is this outfit? I think she's channeling Peg Bundy.

Brit's Latest Nip Slip

Yep, those are the kinds of friends you want in your life. The one's that say "Hell yeah babe, you look awesome in that top." even though your nips are showing. That's what you want to hear if you're looking for some lingerie or a new outfit for your Feature Dance at Rick's Cabaret. (Photo: X17)

The SAG Awards and the Stars That Sagged in Their Fashions

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(Photo: Vespa/WireImage.com) (Photo: DeGuire/WireImage.com*Steve Granitz/WireImage.com) (Photo: Steve Granitz/WireImage.com) Not a lot of missteps on the red carpet tonight, at the SAG Awards. Since this might be the only night the start get to really dress up this awards season. But the one's that looked bad...really looked bad. Lisa Rinna's channelling the Cheetah Girls - I'm all about feeling young for your age and dressing to have fun, but she just looks stupid in this dress. Sandra Oh looks like she's trying to be a 12 year old playing dress up. Bows on the butt and boobs are just plain wrong!!!!! Angelina Jolie - I get that we're trying not to let on that we're pregnant, again, but for crying out loud. We all know you dress better than this. We saw you drinking water all night...we're fine if you're pregnant and don't want to say anything at this point. But you had so many other options besides the Army issued tent. Brad...I've got nothing...he looks fantastic, as usual. Viggo...what the hell? You look like some kind of religious kook that's about 60 years old. Who dressed you? Jamie-Lynn-Sigler...are you kidding me? The only thing right about this dress is that it's got the white on top (Hayden Panitierre wore something the other way around during the holidays - ick!!!!!). Your left side is sagging dear, not sure if it's you or the dress. This is the worst thing I've seen you wear. Burn it! Debra Messing. Clearly you've fired your stylist and you are now channeling Nefertiti. This sack does absolutely nothing for your shape or color. If you were Nefertiti, your charges would dump your ass right off the carriage and probably smack you with their palm fronds. Apparently Jane Krakowski decided to have some candy and gumballs sewn onto her gown in case the ceremony ran long and she needed a sugar fix. That's the nicest thing I can say about this dress. and Miss Jenna Fischer...you play a dowdy little mouse on The Office, but you're a newly single woman now...how about you dress the part. Remember Reese Witherspoon about this time last year? She didn't play down her status and people (read studios) took notice. Come on Jenna, let's sex it up a bit!

Butt Zac......

Yes, this is Zac Efron...in case you couldn't tell from this angle. Clearly he's not Emo, if he was there is no way his pants would be below his butt. I'm not sure is Zac is trying to one-up his girlfriend (Vanessa Hudgens) or if he's trying to audition for a porn movie. Butt seriously, why bother putting pants on? (Photo: Bigpicturesphoto.com)