Psychiatric Ward 1 - Rehab 2

PerezHilton.com is reporting that Pat O'Brien, from The Insider, has checked into rehab AGAIN. Not sure what prompted this, besides the obvious, but the last time he went was after some naughty phone messages were leaked. So, since we're keeping track of the Psych Ward vs Rehab rivalry....we've got Rehab winning this week. Can Psych Ward pull off the win in the final quarter of the day? Let's watch and find out.

Nip Slip of the Day

Paris Hilton was "performing" at Boston's Escape Club on Wednesday night when her "girls" decided to help by giving her a little backup support and slipping out for all to view. It's not like we haven't seen her boobies before. At least the paying customers got some entertainment from her. (Photo: INF/GoffPhotos.com)

Jesse Who?

Jesse Metcalf and his bro posse went out in Hollywood last night and while his career is taking it on the chin...so is his real chin. While going into Boulevard 3, he ran into Taryn Manning and her boyfriend (that's him slugging Jesse). Don't really know what went down, but my guess is that Jesse got slugged for wearing a plaid flannel shirt to a Hollywood nightclub. We know you're out of work, but geez, how about you dress with an "image" in mind. Right now, your image is "hey I really am a gardener."

Psychiatric Ward 1 - Rehab 1

So far this week, we've got one new patient in the psych ward (Delta Burke) and one new rehab patient. Our newest celebrity patient is Kirsten Dunst, checking herself into The Cirque Lodge in Utah. The rumors of her addictions and hard partying ways have been running rampant for weeks now. Her antics at Sundance were the coup de gras. She's not going to have any celebrity company at The Lodge (at least not right now) since Eva Mendes just checked out.

Psychiatric Ward...The Hottest Reservation in Town

TMZ is reporting that Delta Burke checked herself into a psychiatric ward last week. She checked herself in suffering from depression, obsessive compulsive disorder and hoarding. Apparently she is a long-time sufferer of hoarding and believes it has ruined her life.

Who's That Guy on the Right?

Holy Shiz! Believe it or not, that guy on the right is not William Shatner...it's Mickey Rourke. While there is a 21 year age difference between Mickey and Bill, Mickey sure has lost that "sex symbol" look that he had. It's all that hard living. This is still from the movie he's currently filming called The Wrestler. In it, he plays Randy “The Ram” Robinson who comes out of retirement to try to knock down an old rival. At least he looks to have gotten himself in better shape than when we last saw him, getting that DUI on a Vespa scooter. (Photo:Xposure)

The Whole Enchilada

No pictures are worthy of this. Brit's mom, Lynn Spears, spills all the gory details, including how he drugged Britney, in the restraining order filed against Osama Lufti. This is the stuff movies are made of.

Amy at Rehab...First Pix

The Sun is reporting that this is the first picture taken of Amy Winehouse while she's been in rehab. I'll be nice...she's upright and still alive. (Photo: www.mrpaprazzi.com)

Wanna See Pamela Anderson Naked?

The Mirror is reporting that Pamela Anderson is booked for a four show stripping gig, at The Crazy Horse nightclub, in Paris.

She reportedly will be "dancing" to a French band of rockers known as Harley Davidson, and taking off her clothes.

The last time I was at a strip club, I didn't notice any gossamer lenses, special lighting, or techniques available to hide the ravages of time. I think she really ought to re-think this gig. But, then again, maybe she found some magical time removal box to step into and she looks like she did back in her Baywatch days - when people really wanted to see her naked.

Rehab is the New Black

The trend in '07 was celebrity babies....the trend for '08 is Rehab, which also includes check-ins to Psych Wards. Eva has checked into the same facility that Lindsay Lohan used, Cirque Lodge. She's apparently been there for a few weeks already. Her publicist just released this statement:

"Eva has been working hard for the past year and made a positive decision to take some much-needed time off to proactively attend to some personal issues that, while not critical, she felt deserved some outside professional support. Out of respect for Eva's privacy, we do not wish to discuss further details."

So let's recap the week of Rehab/Psych Ward patients: Justin Chambers, Britney Spears, & Eva Mendes. Keep in mind, there's still a lot of time left in week for more.

Something Must be in the Water...Amy Winehouse Rushed to Hospital

The Sun is reporting that Amy Winehouse was rushed to a London clinic on Wednesday, around the corner from Capio Nightingale hospital where she is going through rehab, and put on a drip for dehydration. She was reported to be looking pale and thin. If they're saying she looks pale and thin now...I can't imagine how bad she must look. She always looks pale and thin. She's reportedly going off the drugs cold turkey.

Brit's Committment Ceremony

Well, it finally happened. Britney was committed for psychiatric help this morning. TMZ.com is reporting that it was a plan that was hatched by her new shrink, and also had something to do with Sam Lufti, and that it had been in the works for several days. There was none of the drama, experienced earlier this month at Brit's house. It had been coordinated with LA police to the point where they even had a special code name for her, "The Package." Of course, she had a Presidential escort to UCLA Hospital (where she was taken). Two helicopters, an ambulance, and a dozen police. This time, the police would not allow the paparazzi to follow. Now the wrangling begins between Sam and her parents for control of her. Apparently she had some papers drawn up, recently, stating that she did not want her parents having any control over her health. We'll see. Hopefully this will get her to get her act together.

Which Dorkasaurus Would Prefer to Hit on You?

Last week, at Sundance, Kenneth Cole had a lounge to promote their new fragrance: Kenneth Cole Reaction. While there, they commenced with the usual drink and swagathon, but they made the celebs do a little performance for their freebies. They were asked two questions: 'What Issue Do You Want People to Be Aware of in 2008?' and 'What's Your Best Pick-Up Line?' While the answers to their pet issues of 2008 were pretty much relegated to the usual Miss America ilk, the pickup lines were re-dam-diculous. Ian Ziering had the worst, which might explain why he's always chasing the girlies and doesn't seem to have much luck catching them. His thought provoking line that's supposed to be his best line: "Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I see myself in your pants." What word rhymes with loosh? If you want to see the rest of the lines, or enter a contest using your best line, you can check it out here: www.reactionofattraction.com

Kim Kardashian Topless Photo Shoot

Kim's latest gig...outside of her reality show "Keeping Up With The Kardashians," running her clothing store, and dating Reggie Bush is promoting Famous Stars And Straps, a new clothing line designed by former Blink 182 drummer Travis Barker. While it's not quite her sex tape with Ray J or her photo spread with Playboy...she's certainly making a name for herself in the "softcore" arena.

Britney's "Men" Battle it Out for Control

Sender: Sam Lufti...Recipient: Adnan Ghalib. These texts were sent a couple of nights ago. On the evening that Brit got into it with Sam and called Adnan to come get her. These two are unbelievable! One of them, no one seems to trust - except Brit. The other one seems to have a bit of a shady past which includes 3 restraining orders...one filed against him was by another GUY. I'm guessing that neither one of these two has ever heard the phrase "Don't kill the goose that lays the golden egg."

Crazy is as Crazy Does

Please welcome the latest celebrity rehabber - Sean Young. After her drunken outburst at the DGA's (Director's Guild Awards) this past weekend, she has decided to go to rehab.

''Sean Young voluntarily admitted herself yesterday to a rehabilitation center for treatment related to alcoholism,'' a statement from Insignia PR said Tuesday. ''It is understood that Young has struggled against the disease for many years.''

At Saturday's DGA awards, she screamed in French at French actress Marion Cotillard, and when Kristen Chenoweth belted out a few bars to a song (encouraged by Carl Reiner) Sean started singing too. The final straw was when she heckled director Julian Schnabel during his speech as a nominee for The Diving Bell and the Butterfly. When Schnabel heard her, he suggested that she ''have another cocktail.'' The actress was then promptly removed from the venue. Young achieved status in the 1980s for movies like Stripes, Blade Runner, and No Way Out. But in recent years she's been better known for bizarre behavior, including dressing up in a homemade cat suit in an attempt to land the role of Catwoman in Batman Returns, her being sued by James Woods for harassing him and then later saying she would like to star in a movie with him if she could hurt or kill him in the movie, and trying to crash Vanity Fair's Oscar party in 2006.

A Happier, Mellower Naomi in the New Year?

No, I'm not going soft, but I thought this was odd. I can't remember the last time I saw anything positive about this chic. She flew to Berlin to launch their fashion week and to give a speech on discrimination in the modeling industry. A better topic would have been the proper way to hurl a shoe or phone at someone's head. Or "Target Practice for Dummies." Hello Magazine is reporting that she and Boris Becker (the former tennis player) really hit it off. They were seen talking, a lot, and giggling at each others jokes. How long are we going to give her before we see her back in court for some new assault charges? What's the over under for 3 months? (Photo: © Rex)

Feeling Toasty on a Cold LA Night

Yoko Romo a.k.a. Jessica Simpson and her boytoy Tony Romo hit the town (and Jess hit the sauce) last night. They were spotted all over the place. The night started with din-din at Il Sole and ended at the Key Club for Metal Skool. They're an 80's band spoof that are hilarious if you haven't seen them. -sorry I digress.....Jessica looks like a drunk college girl getting some help into that big 'ol SUV. I'm sure she'll be waking up late today.

Brit's Latest Nip Slip

What would a week be like if it didn't start out with some kind of trashtastic event by our girl Britney Spears? Seems like Brit booked herself a little practice time over at Millennium Dance Studio with her pal Sam Lufti. While she was workin' it out, she slipped a little boobage. This video is a little over 3 minutes long. I'll save you the trouble of having to watch the whole thing. Just fast forward to 3:21 for all the fun. By the looks of her reaction to this, it seems like this happens to her a lot.