Does Anybody Really Care Anymore?

The Miss America pageant is a bit dated and it doesn't have the draw that all of the current reality shows have....embarrassing moments, bad singing (horrible singing), overweight people trying to lose weight, etc. I propose the whole contest be changed, to update and modernize it. New pageant contests: official IQ tests where we get to watch them taking the tests and then getting the results LIVE on national television, televised interview with their last ex boyfriend/girlfriend - to see what their personality is really like, put them behind the counter of Starbucks, for the early morning weekday shift - as a barrista - and see how well they operate under pressure. Oh, and going off on the success of "Moment of Truth," instead asking them one question, how about hooking them up to a lie detector and asking them questions on stage. I'm just saying, this could be kind of fun and by combining all of these individual ratings hits could revive this competition. If you're looking for something to do this weekend, and you're going to be in Las Vegas...they haven't been able to give away all of the audience tickets yet. So if you'd like to go see this, just go to this site and snag your tix. Show Tickets